~starshine89

HAHAHA I used arielrockz107 's character Michele and my character Topeni.

The Adventure Of The Snake

Topeni and Michele were out for a sticky Valentine's walk on a table. As they went, Michele rested her hand on Topeni's chin. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so gigantic, Topeni was filled with hot dread.

"Do you suppose it's wet here?" he asked angrily.

"You hungry silly," Michele said, tickling Topeni with her box. "It's completely buttery."

Just then, an enormous snake leapt out from behind a condom and bit Michele in the ear. "Aaargh!" Michele screamed.

Things looked sexy. But Topeni, although he was limber, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed an apple and, like a dry piece of wood to the flame, beat the snake blindly until it ran off. "That will teach you to bite innocent people."

Then he clasped Michele close. Michele was bleeding sleepily. "My darling," Topeni said, and pressed his lips to Michele's quadricep.

"I love you," Michele said drunkily, and expired in Topeni's arms.

Topeni never loved again.

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